I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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under the lights tonight
you turned around, and you stole my heart
with just one look, when i saw your face
i fell in love
it took a minute, oh, to steal my heart tonight
and we can stay here tonight
cause there’s so much that i wanna say, i wanna say
i’m clearly not yet over vegas2k14 nope
Whenever you doubt, just remember this song exists
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.
i want an update on this
FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN
A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.
Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.
Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.
‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.
The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)
‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’
After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.
‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.
Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.
Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.
I love this. Ladies need to stick together!
This just keeps getting better
list of people that should be harry’s december gf:
- louis tomlinson
- louis william tomlinson
- louis the tommo tomlinson
- the oldest member of one direction
- guy that has nice curves and a heart of gold
- the one that share complementary tattoos with harry
- louis tomlinson
we are losing our BOYS. they don’t smile anymore, they don’t tweet us. niall died last week and no one even noticed.
sometimes i think it’d be cool to be famous but the thought of hq pictures of my face frightens me